Amaretto swillings

Its good to be back and I'm glad that I have friends.  Scotty Skillz is coming over for his triumphant date with my sweet petunia.  Ohhhhh Boy.

There's too much sex going on. I really need to address the swinging lifestyle that I've fallen into lately.

I'm going to the Lower east side tonight. Maybe I'll see the elusive Irish drunk and we'll consummate our unholy union for the first time in ages. One can dream anyway.